Abigail’s Promise 

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.

“Did you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigail’s promise right there.”

Abigail’s Promise by Commentiquette Student April 16, 2022

Abigail’s from Utah 

Abigail’s from Utah are typically very cute women who love ferrets and food. They act alright when they really are hurting so if you meet an Abigail form Utah please talk to her and love her. Abigails from Utah are also obsessed with foods like-Pudding,Fried chicken and pizza rolls

( dude)Have you heard of Abigail’s from Utah

(Dude) yeah their great.

Abigail’s from Utah by A very good boi October 28, 2019

Abigail Sadler 

The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.

Abi, I honestly, truly, love you.

"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."
"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."
"How could they not be?"

Abigail Sadler by CoffeeAddictLogan January 25, 2020

Abigail Shapiro 

A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.

Abigail Shapiro must be striking a nerve because the radical progressives and the Neo-Nazis are obsessed with hating her.

Abigail Shapiro by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

abigail shivery 

a fat ugly cow. She usually farts in the bath tube and eats the bubbles. She also puts hot dogs in her pants to save them for later. and one time she lost three orbies in her vagina, and still to this day cannot find them. Also her nick name is "Guppy" her unclegave her that name after the fucked because she smells like fish

abigail shivery smells worst then my dogs ass

abigail shivery by karmasabitch_mel August 30, 2019

Abigail Silverman 

Most kind, sweet and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Great friend. Overall best person ever.

Wow. Abigail Silverman is so hot

Abigail Silverman by Lit bro fam November 24, 2019

abigail smucker 

a white womans bitch

that abigail smucker sure is that white womans bitch

abigail smucker by beki treadway October 28, 2020