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Abercrombie Douchebag 

Abercrombie Douchebag

An Abercrombie Douchebag is someone who shops at the wannabe high class store "Abercrombie & Fitch."

People who wear Abercrombie usually travel in swarms together. When at the cafe you may see a group of Abercrombie Douche bags. They only wear gay coulors like light blue and gay pink. This store was mostly made for FEMALES, but faggot/insecure self esteemed deprived males go there to get the fix of homosexualness.

Abercrombie D-bags: They are a primitive group, naturally migrate in the winter to their own homes, or their Douchebag friends houses so they can play hockey and suck each others dicks, while getting "stains" on their pink and blue gay shirts.
Conclusion: Abercrombie douchebags usually think they are high-class citizens, but they really are not.
Females with Abercrombie = Sluts. Not always but mostly.
FUCK! Abercrombie DOUCHEBAGS ARE COMING. GTFO BEFORE THEY TRY AND CONVER YOU INTO DOUCHEBAG-ism.

2.NORMAL HUMAN: Hey Abercrombie douchebag. whats that white stain on your shirt? is that sperm from sucking your friends dick?

Abercrombie Fanboy: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing. !!!

Abercrombie and Douchebag 

Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.
Where'd you get you outfit? Abercrombie and Douchebag?!?!

Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag 

a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.
guy 1: you see that guy over there?

guy 2: yeah.

guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.

guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
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