Abelson Fast

A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!

When you take second place and your son say to ya" it's ok dad that guy was ABELSON FAST "!!!

Abelson Fast by Darty McWhitetrash July 18, 2014

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