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The son of a Greek God, namely one who mastered mortal war and relentless killing, and has the largest penis in the entire history of anything, even Chuck Norris; getting more sex than you could ever imagine.
That guy is such an Abelsen, I wish I was like him!
Abelsen by XRAYspectacular December 1, 2010
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abelsexual

being sexually attracted to the most handsome man in the world, The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye 💅🏼
I’m abelsexual

The Weeknd is so attractive, I think I’m abelsexual
abelsexual by ohyesdaddyabelxotwod September 19, 2020

Abelson Fast

A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!
When you take second place and your son say to ya" it's ok dad that guy was ABELSON FAST "!!!
Abelene
Is a goddess of beauty and bravery. Her heartaches makes her stronger. She is determined and once she sets her heart on something there is no backing out. Fierce but gentleman ,a personality thats hard on the outside but soft on the inside. The words best used to describe her will ne, sassy, beautiful, charismatic. Her willpower will shock everyone.
Abelene is so sassy
Abelene by Bffs explain May 30, 2020

abelsexual

beung attracted to the most handsome boy in the world!
yo i’m abelsexual!
that’s so cool me too!
abelsexual by ASTHEBEST June 2, 2021
Abel (aka The Weeknd) and Selena Gomez
ABELENA means Abel and Selena.
ABELENA by rjs_.fangirls June 23, 2017
She is very upset that her name was not 30 sentences long and thinks urban dictionary.

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Abelene shhoul be longer in the dictionary
Abelene by Unknown killer person November 23, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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