Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.

Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.

by AVANA March 5, 2011

nasty abbott

When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.

guy 1: Carol wasn't to happy with me after last night..
guy 2: Why not?
guy 1: I gave her a nasty abbott!

by alkureg August 19, 2008

Darrell Abbott

One of the greatest heavy metal guitarists of all time. Your tragic passing has affected us in a way we cannot describe. You will be sorely missed, but we shall never forget.

R.I.P. Dimebag. 1966-2004

by Brian February 18, 2005

Corey Abbott

Is a little basic white girl that actually has a dick that is an astonishing 3inches long, If u know a Corey Abbott their most likely gay and want ur 3incher. Corey Abbott’s have sex with their uncle tony Abbott who is a faggot

Oh look there’s that white girl corey Abbott who’s actually a gay dude

by Big pigon December 4, 2019

Tony Abbott

Australian politician that denies climate change. Stands for nothing more than getting into power. Claims to be a christian but shows his true colors when it comes to asylum seekers.

That blokes more racist than Tony Abbott.

by Adelaidedude June 27, 2011

Greg Abbott

The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.

"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

by Fluthy March 19, 2022

Tony Abbott

A stupid dickhead that the Australian people voted Prime Minister. He is a racist, sexist dumbfuck who doesn't care for our environment and has given Australia a bad name by even existing.

Person One: Who did we vote PM again?
Person Two: That stupid dick face Tony Abbott
Person One: Oh right!

by rokitokipokimokinokikokiwoki June 18, 2014