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Douche

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 18, 2022
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Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.
by Fluthy February 2, 2020
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Pororo

A penguin who plays as orange in among us and is always sus. Always gets targeted by other players because they always seem to know who the impostor is, thus if they aren’t killed, they are probably the impostor.
If you don’t know who the Impostor is, vote to eject Pororo and you’re probably right.
by Fluthy November 22, 2021
mugGet the Pororomug.

Obamagate

A fake scheme made up by Republicans to hide that Trump is really the one being helped by Russia.

Basically, the idea of Obamagate is that Obama and Michael Flynn discussed a counterintelligence prom in 2016, and that Obama knew that there were attacks on the election and did nothing about it.
"This whole Obamagate thing... To be clear- and this is using the words of President Trump and his lawyers for the last three years—any sitting president can get any classified information they want. According to Donald Trump, they can launch any investigation they want. They can tell the FBI to pursue only particular individuals. This is not me saying it. This is what Donald Trump's been saying for three years."
by Fluthy May 18, 2020
mugGet the Obamagatemug.

U.S. Senate

The United States Senate was formerly the upper chamber of the United States Congress, which, along with the United States House of Representatives comprises the legislature of the United States. It died on January 31, 2020, when senators from the Republican Party refused to stand up to a corrupt autocrat calling himself the President of the United States, refusing to hear testimony that the individual blackmailed Ukraine in order to cheat in the 2020 presidential election.
The U.S. Senate, run by The Grim Reaper, Moscow Mitch, is where all the House bills go to die.
by Fluthy February 2, 2020
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Mike Pence

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.
Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!
by Fluthy April 29, 2020
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Magikoopa

Magikoopa (June 20, 1941-May 5, 2017) is a corrupt Super Mario World politician. Magikoopa used "magic" to interfere with the Super Mario World elections so Bowser would defeat Mario. Magikoopa was caught by an investigative team led by Yoshi, and was indicted in 2009. Magikoopa's interference was successful, and Bowser won the election in 2010. However, due to large distrust of Bowser's administration, including the kidnapping of Princess Peach, Mario defeated Bowser in 2016. Magikoopa challenged Mario to a duel, which was held on May 5, 2017, and Mario defeated Magikoopa in his tower, in World 8.
Magikoopa endorsed Donald Trump for the presidency in 2016.
by Fluthy May 18, 2020
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