Greg Abbott

The [shithole] governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.

"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

Greg Abbott by Fluthy March 19, 2022

Greg Abbott

Absolutely disgusting and authoritarian governor of Texas who wants to take away your rights and make people lose power in extreme weather

Greg Abbott is doing the usual thing that a typical RepubliQan would do: Mishandle a crisis while taking away voting rights. He is willing to turn Texas into a shithole.

Greg Abbott by UrbanDefinitionMaker June 21, 2021

Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

Greg Abbott by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

Greg Abbott

A very kind and nice governor who generously gives Texan women easy and free access to late-term abortions, specifically performed in schools when the fetus is about 9 years old.

Me: i lov greg abbott!!
Us: agred

Greg Abbott by Norma dorms on a borma May 30, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019