SHES THE SWEETEST AND MOST STUNNING GIRL EVER WHEN IM AROUND HER I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IM AROUND THE COOLEST GIRL EVER I LITERALLY CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER SHE MEANS SO FUCKING MUCH TO ME AND I CANT WAIT TO FINALLY WIFE HER (SHES A NICE COOK TOO AND I DONT DESERVE TO BREATH AIR)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'