Abaf 

Initials created by [YouTuber] LazyPurple for getting into [SFM].
Stands for the following -
All
Beards
Are
Fucked

You're trying to get into [SFM], eh? remember ABAF.

Abaf by A Very Unique Handle September 5, 2019

abaf 

means: Anything but a face
Can both be used about a guy/girl who has a body which someone finds desirable, but a less attractive face.
This often occurs when beer goggles blind you and you wake up next to an abaf.

Markus: I scored with this hot fitness chick last night
Ronnie: O rly?
Markus: Yeah, but bcuz of my apparent alcohol intoxication the beer goggles tricked me
Ronnie: Oh, U sure been smokin dat crack, so was she an abaf?
Markus: 4 sho bro, ain't nothing to it but teh ugly.

abaf by I-Tech aka Mr 1337 November 21, 2005

ABAF 

All Bitxhes Are Fake

I ain’t messing wit that girl no more. Straight up ABAF

ABAF by Trackhawks January 4, 2024

ABAF 

An acronym made by a TF2 Youtuber named "LazyPurple". It stands for "All Beards Are Fucked"

LazyPurple: If you want to get into SFM, my friend, remember the acronym ABAF: All Beards Are Fucked

ABAF by iwascrazyonce May 9, 2024

abaft 

On or toward the rear of a ship.

The passengers moved abaft of the ship so as to escape the fire in the front of the ship.

abaft by compadre August 23, 2010

Abaffy 

noun-A girl, or guy, who has an extreme loss of memory, possibly due to some sort of accident or the constant drugs they take. Some how these ppl DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!
verb- haveing a "moment" where u dont know what the heck is going on and you dont know where you are...kind of like an old person
adjective-a person, place, or thing that has speaking problems and may have many strange outbursts
A- arsonistic
B- but
A- always
F-falling
F-face first and never
Y- yelling out in Italian!

The Abaffic woman yelled out her favorite fruit.
There was an Abaffy occuring in the lunchroom,and 12 people were injured.

Abaffy by Samallama April 4, 2008

abaft 

toward or at the stern of a ship; further aft

abaft.

abaft by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016