Abaf

Initials created by YouTuber LazyPurple for getting into SFM.
Stands for the following -
All
Beards
Are
Fucked

You're trying to get into SFM, eh? remember ABAF.

by A Very Unique Handle September 5, 2019

abaf

means: Anything but a face
Can both be used about a guy/girl who has a body which someone finds desirable, but a less attractive face.
This often occurs when beer goggles blind you and you wake up next to an abaf.

Markus: I scored with this hot fitness chick last night
Ronnie: O rly?
Markus: Yeah, but bcuz of my apparent alcohol intoxication the beer goggles tricked me
Ronnie: Oh, U sure been smokin dat crack, so was she an abaf?
Markus: 4 sho bro, ain't nothing to it but teh ugly.

by I-Tech aka Mr 1337 November 21, 2005

ABAF

All Bitxhes Are Fake

I ain’t messing wit that girl no more. Straight up ABAF

by Trackhawks January 4, 2024

ABAF

An acronym made by a TF2 Youtuber named "LazyPurple". It stands for "All Beards Are Fucked"

LazyPurple: If you want to get into SFM, my friend, remember the acronym ABAF: All Beards Are Fucked

by iwascrazyonce May 9, 2024

abaft

On or toward the rear of a ship.

The passengers moved abaft of the ship so as to escape the fire in the front of the ship.

by compadre August 23, 2010

Abaffy

noun-A girl, or guy, who has an extreme loss of memory, possibly due to some sort of accident or the constant drugs they take. Some how these ppl DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!
verb- haveing a "moment" where u dont know what the heck is going on and you dont know where you are...kind of like an old person
adjective-a person, place, or thing that has speaking problems and may have many strange outbursts
A- arsonistic
B- but
A- always
F-falling
F-face first and never
Y- yelling out in Italian!

The Abaffic woman yelled out her favorite fruit.
There was an Abaffy occuring in the lunchroom,and 12 people were injured.

by Samallama April 4, 2008

abaft

toward or at the stern of a ship; further aft

abaft.

by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016