Aaron Schock

A very attractive young man who's involved in politics.
(Named after the Republican Representative from Illinois)

Jen: "That guy is such an Aaron Schock."
Katy: "Oh yeah, I'd vote for him."

by Paradis88 July 25, 2009

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014