AaBeard

The quintessential evocation of expressing underachievement in all manners of physical, mental, or scholarly status. It is the lowest level of stature and prestige, lower than the Dalits.

Hey, look at his calves. They are smaller than a toddler’s calves, they’re AaBeard calves.

Have you talked to that guy about financial planning? He’s a nimrod, he thinks Roth IRAs and 401k’s are gangs in the United Kingdom. That’s some AaBeard level ignorance…

by Rebecca Mancy November 12, 2021

Study abeard

A beard grown by a college student while studying abroad.

College student #1: Hey, do you think he's enjoying his semester overseas in Argentina?

College student #2: Well judging by that grizzly study abeard of his I've seen on facebook, there's no doubt in my mind that he is.

by El Libertador November 7, 2010

Ambeardextrious

A man that looks good either with or without a beard.

My man looks good with a beard. He shaved it off and he looks just as sexy. He is ambeardextrious !

by dragonneus June 9, 2016

ambeardextrious

When a man looks sexy with or without a beard.

He's so fine, with or without facial hair, he's ambeardextrious.

by ultfrizz June 9, 2016