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Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

assfucked slut 

1. A promiscous woman or man that loves to indulge in anal intercourse. Often craving anal in favor of oral or vaginal.

2. A prostitute that sells his/her booty for anal pleasure.
Wendy is goes bonkers when she is getting assfucked! She is a true assfucked slut!!

Herman loves his rectum plowed! What a nasty assfucked slut he truly is!

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

Assfuckitis 

Chronic state of being an assfuck.
Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.
Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

Assfuckomania 

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.
I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.
Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

assfucky 

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.
I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!
assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003