Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.

The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!

by Kmitt May 11, 2021

Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 8, 2019

Pros Ap

A young Rap artist from Downriver Michigan and is going to wake folks up soon.

Pros Ap is the best rapper downriver.

by Donavan Gaines November 18, 2019

Base ape

Guys who you can tell from a mile away that they are in the military

“Hey veda, you wanna go pick up some base apes from the bar down the road?”

by Flat4wrx May 27, 2023

AP TSD

AP Traumatic-Stress Disorder; Something that most(maybe all) students experience after taking a really difficult AP course when they encounter material related to that AP course.

{In an AP Biology class}
Person A: After taking AP Chemistry, I get traumatic flashbacks to it whenever I hear or see significant figures. I failed the AP Exam because of them.
Person B: Dude, that is some bad AP TSD, except for me, it's whenever someone mentions derivatives
AP Biology Teacher: Don't forget to account for significant figures when calculating the water potential!
Person A: (Hello darkness my old friend...)

by ŌkamiChibi October 16, 2017

Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.

He wild apes all the damn time

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017