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AOL Keyword 

Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.
Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!

Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?

Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*
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AOL Keyword 

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.
"I don't think she knows yet."
"AOL keyword: 'yet'."
AOL Keyword by Houman July 5, 2005
Word of the Day on January 27, 2018
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AOL keyword 

Putting emphasis on something, someone, or some point. Mainly used for nouns and adjactives, it can be used for verbs as well.
OMG someone put this word on urbandictionary. AOL keyword I INVENTED THIS PHRASE!

or

Person 1: all you ever do is talk about your future. can't you think or at least talk about anything else?
Person 2: Hello, AOL keyword AMBITION. i want to achieve my goals and dreams, nothing is going to stop me.
Person 1: Try AOL keyword LOSER
Person 2: When I'm enjoying my life, have a great family, and making large amounts of money, you'll be officially pwned.
Person 1: Right... whatever.
AOL keyword by Melodie August 3, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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