AOL User 

Derogatory term for someone either incapable of performing a simple action or requiring excessive guidance to perform such a task.

This is generally a worse insult than Newbie or it's derivatives as Newbies are expected to gain experience and improve whilst AOL Users are expected to stay stupid.

Stupid people are not required to actually use America Online to qualify as an AOL User.

Bloody AOL User had the USB lean in the Ethernet Socket

AOL User by Adam Adamant May 15, 2005

AOL User 

Term for totally inept and helpless person, incapable of learning or even trying to figure something out on their own. They fear change. AOL users can be spotted placing orders over the phone because they're incapable of figuring out how to do it themselves online, or writing checks in the grocery store - but not pulling out their checkbook until they get they get the total and then take forever to write the check, then balance their checkbook right there in line while everyone waits. They're also know for asking ridiculously stupid questions that they could have easily figured out for themselves with minimal effort, eating up way more of your time than necessary, and not having necessary info handy when making transactions.

"Man, that AOL User kept me on the phone for 20 minutes placing a $6 order!" "That AOL User put me on hold while they went and measured their walls before placing their order, then placed me on hold again while they searched for their credit card."

AOL User by imcrushingyourhead April 27, 2017

AOL User 

Amateurs On-Line; a person considered contemptibly inept at using the internet. The only peeps who use this ISP just don't know any better. The same people who use MS OS. I don't feel for the F'cks. If you're too dumb to know, then keep on keeping on

Never take computer advive from an AOL user.

AOL User by yokevin December 31, 2005

AOL User 

Absolute dregs of the Internet. I have been to thousands and thousands of websites and I have NEVER seen a creature more detestable than an AOL user.

AOL users should be fed to a bunch of alligators - feet first to prolong their suffering.

AOL User by Mr. Blond April 30, 2008

ten year old nu metal aol user 

Worst insult ever.

I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.

ten year old nu metal aol user by Katie Tran October 25, 2003