aol disc

A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

aol disc by J. Spearin March 21, 2007

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AOL Disc

A flat, circular object with a hole in the middle that is sent out by the billions by AOL about every six seconds in an attempt to convert everyone to the same shitty ISP. Do not despair, however. Said items make fantastic coasters, not to mention suncatchers.

Don't believe the new pro-AOL disc commercial featuring Jerry Lewis and Snoop Dogg. The discs are still full of shit, as always.

AOL Disc by Blizzleair December 23, 2003

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AOL Disc

(noun)
old a computer disc used to install AOL browser

present a shiny reflective disk shaped object used as coaster/decoration/pizza cutter/
thing to fool around with on a sunny day. Usually found in
parking lots or garbage bins or in mail

Some One in the 90s: Sweet! a free browser disk!
Other 90s person: AOL Discs suck man, throw it away

Some one in the present: Sweet! a pizza cutter!
Some retard: NO ITS FOR AOL! USE IT!

AOL Disc by Finalword June 16, 2007

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AOL Disc

thing that aol send you for free in the mail to get money from you (yes its confusing but it does make sense)

i put the aol disc i received in the mail into the microwave and it bubbled and got really crispy =]

AOL Disc by S T E F F I February 11, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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