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An Acronym for

(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'

(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure

In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.
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sloppy anal 

When ever you suck some shit out of your partners asshole.
Yo bro I gave Samantha some sloppy anal

Dude that's disgusting
sloppy anal by Leistung October 23, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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