AM radio

radio where old people go to talk, fm radio is where the good music's at

Barbara: hey sweetie listen to this am radio
John (her grandson): okay let me hear. *listens for 3.14 seconds* *hears friday by rebecca black*
John: oh what the fuck is this?

Barbara: oh you dont like it? well how abo-
John: bake me some cookies grandma!
Barbara: but what about yummy by-
John: BAKE ME SOME FUCKING COOKIES

by mousemaster23 February 11, 2020

AM radio and chill

A primitive version of "Netflix and chill", which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.

little kid: "Grandpa, where did I come from?"
Grandpa: "Well kid you're grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!"

Guy: "Hey we could Netflix and chill"
Hipster girl: "I'm more of an AM radio and chill kind of person"
Guy: "If you say so, Daisy Buchanan..."

by Ted C. November 25, 2015

A.M. Radio

When someone is incredibly paranoid and thinks the government is going to destroy the world. This does not change with leader, and things could be going perfectly.

Bill: Some old lady said that Obama was going to turn us all into zombie clones with the H1M1 vaccine.

Chad: Man, she must be really A.M. Radio.

by Gmanlikeswaffles October 24, 2009