Alphonse 

1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.

3. The perfect child

"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."

Alphonse by EckleE March 16, 2010

Alphonse 

An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.

We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.

Alphonse by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018

Alphonse 

Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings

Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

Alphonse by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007

Alphonse 

Little man big personality. He hates you and loves. No he really just hates you. He loves to gossip and hang with his best pal. Sometimes they have sex in the work bathroom but pretend they don't. He always enjoys being a cuck

Holy cow, did I just say Alphonse go in the bathroom again with that weird sounding Mexican!!!

Alphonse by PenisPumper8=D December 10, 2024

Alphonse Elric

1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!

"Brother, You Retard~!!!"

Alphonse Elric by HagaRen March 8, 2005

The Alphonse Dip 

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.

I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

The Alphonse Dip by theneshmeister April 10, 2015

egg boi alphonse 

hoe shames

always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him

breaks others tailbones

overall a poopy head

woah dude that’s a little egg boi alphonse of you

egg boi alphonse by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021