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ALIEN JACK 

An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.


NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL
Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.
ALIEN JACK by Alien Jack February 3, 2005
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Jack Allen 

This guy is not somebody you want to mess with. He's a nice guy until you provoke him, which is not an easy task. Don't even try to roast him, he doesn't take that stuff personally. He has an interesting personality, and loves the outdoors. He is an avid hunter and just wants to hang out with his friends in his downtime.
That guy reminds me of Jack Allen . He has the most interesting personality. He is also very nice and doesn't let anything go to his head.
Jack Allen by deerslayer0243 December 18, 2016

Jack Francis Allen 

lil nig from the south england that will blow o's in your face.
Watch out, I'll get Jack Francis Allen on you.

Allen Jackson 

the king of country music he shall forever be blessed😩😩
ooo that’s Allen Jackson
Allen Jackson by Badaliannn April 2, 2021

alienjack 

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.
"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"
alienjack by The Captain September 29, 2003
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