The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
by rushingwaterfall May 09, 2018
by SmartWordGuy May 31, 2019
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an Aleks, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
by JA Jones October 26, 2019
Aleks’s can be smart and nice when you are on their good side. They are smartasses but great friends. They will fight for you and stand up for you no matter what. They are also not the best at texting.
by Raquel F. Jenkinson March 25, 2018
a person that is so incredibly hot, and is really cocky. but its a good thing. that person is very self confident. and that person has an afloda.
by amyandalekliketomakeupwords August 29, 2007
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an alek, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was alek?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an alek!
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an alek!
by wombatstew October 24, 2012
Someone who WILL suck your toes if he is nearby, his toes are known to carry every disease and fungi known to mankind.
by Some Orange April 09, 2019