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“i miss him”
AL3XIS by AL3XISS November 22, 2021
Words you can keep

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

Alexis' Law

If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.
My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
Alexis' Law by Dee34673 May 5, 2021

alexis lang

Damb Alexis Lang was doing the reverse cowgirl on porrnhun
alexis lang by pornlover1221123 March 28, 2017
Alexis. How do I begin? The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. Just the sight of her will make you weak at your knees. There isn't gonna be a day that passes that she doesn't cross your mind. She'll steal your heart within a day. Once you fall in love, it'll never fade. Her smile could light up the world, even on it's dimmest of nights. She may be short, but don't let her height fool you. She'll build you up as high as can be, and hold you steady. When you fall, she'll be right there to catch. She's sweet, loving, beautiful, caring, and an all around outgoing girl. She'll catch your eye, and you'll have to double take. Her beauty is overwhelming. She'll tear down your defenses, and break the wall you've hidden yourself behind. Her kiss will make you weak at your knees. You'll be mesmerized. Your love for her will compare to no other. While you're apart, the only thing you'll want is for her to be holding your hand, asleep, lying on your chest. She'll be your everything. You'll give her everything. You'll make her your world.
So... I may have fallen for this girl.. Her name is Alexis.

What's she like?

She's amazing. She already stole my heart. I love her with everything I have.

You better hold on to her, man. She sounds like a keeper.
Alexis by Passion_Is_Lust May 31, 2014

alexis ❤️ 

Oh , Alexis . Where do I start ? She is funny , beautiful , caring , but has a attitude if u put her in one . She has the most amazing smile and will make your day just looking at her . She’s smart but makes mistakes . She can blow you away in just a day . Spending time with her makes you happy . She’s the best you’ll ever have ❤️
oh you got an alexis ❤️ ? ur lucky ! don’t get rid of her !
alexis ❤️ by shayshay@ts September 20, 2019

Alexis (Male)

A sexy, amazing, loyal, and altletic dude you'll ever meet he's smooth with the ladies but is very shy. With a big cock almost as big as his heart.
Damn he got that girls #. He such an Alexis (Male).
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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