Skip to main content
AKOER means really bad you messed up
You are a AKOER!!!!!
AKOER by Magi Getal July 10, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
A very strong willed person. Once he wants to do something he always does it. Loving and caring. Oh a very good kisser
Akorede is a good boyfriend
akorede by sergeant handsome April 12, 2017
Related Words
AKOER akers akerke Akera akercocke akber akeerah akerberg akere akeredolu

Akercocke 

Blackened Death Metal band who famously got banned from touring in Northern Ireland and owned Steve Nolan on his own show.
Dumbass Christian: Your lyrics are disgusting you are polluting our childrens minds!!!!111

Akercocke: well they seem to be enjoying it so fuck you

Steve: wowowowowo watch it or youll be off my show just like that!

akercocke: i seem to remember you requested us to come on...
Akercocke by ExtremeMetalFan666 February 22, 2009

akoiromantic 

being able to have or having romantic attraction but not wanting it to be reciprocated/feeling uncomfortable when it is reciprocated
it's like craving intimacy but being allergic to it
alex felt awkward when they and sam began to date and become more intimate even though they had held strong feelings of attraction for them before dating; alex is akoiromantic.
akoiromantic by shedsomelightonit October 13, 2015

Mikael Akerfeldt 

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.
'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'
A beautiful girl who never fails to light up a dull room with her smile. She radiates the softest energy that will fill you with happiness. A great friend who will support you with all the love she can offer. We all need an Akeria in our life.
Did you see her help the chicken cross the road? That was a very Akeria thing to do.
akeria by poseidon.02 July 2, 2019
A very well mannered young man who can make anyone happy.he is not scared to say what he thinks and will care for everyone around him.He is a very good boyfriend in all the ways u can imagine
Akorede is so hot
Akorede by His lover101 March 1, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next