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ahayoe is a state of mind where the brain is currently working at 420 degrees tentacles are everywhere commonly known as twenty two thousand minion gerts , these are a people that collect dust and shit it out again and again and well.. AGAIN INNIT?! also a noise someone makes before hitting the ground or in the middle of the process of excretion.. can be used to make a negative reference or a 'tut' a mark of dissaproval >:( also frown lines.. see frown
gart: ahaoye commonly mispelled cos the name has no real proper meaning its just a gert see w*nk..ahayoe garthii: no proper meaning omg why is he here??
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AHAYOE

someone that lives in new dehli and works at the tripe counter.

likes to go fish hunting and skydiving at night doesnt make much sense but then again ANYTHING dDOES DOESNT??!?!?!



aha (ahayoe) this one is cheaper mmm gud yeah..

wat but mmmm i need to get obtain more information about everything
MERRICK
ppl feel threatened pal..wats goin on??
hi ....

wat..??
* whossh BuArrP AHAYOE , oh excuse me!! ''*
ahhhh nothing..

mmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



LONG PAUSE LASTING FUCKING TEN YEARS WHISLST THE REST OF THE WORLD BUYS MORE CAKE AND F*NG MOVES ON!

slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww motion fooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddd

vroom!!

wtf i have more lines shit ten years just passed by ok craighy wat u still on space hoppers for??!

yeah i do the ce kick back so f'in wat.

why u wanna know everything?!??!

Fattie says if i was slim i fly on by fool....................... :]]
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026