AFAUC 

As Fast As You(u) Can

Dad, get me some dirty magazines, AFAUC.

AFAUC by prophecyyst May 27, 2017

afaict 

As Far As I Can Tell

afaict, it doesn't work.

afaict by Lyza Danger April 23, 2003

afatchemgeek 

Pronounced a-fatchem-geek
A nerdy version of a halo fanatic. Enjoys long walks on Mexican beaches in the absence of ladies. Tries to impress members of the same sex with his or her limited knowledge of chemistry, but manages to woo them with their Halo 3 awesomeness. Enjoys copulation in their mouth. And will swallow any and all love juice produced from the young or old, as long as it is from the same sex. Prefers Tranny porn.

Bill Nye would be afatchemgeek if he liked corrona and cock.

afatchemgeek by littlePNdaB October 26, 2009

afaicr 

As Far As I Can Remember

"How long ago were we told to clean our rooms?"

"AFAICR, since we got our own rooms."

afaicr by Lord of the Sand November 8, 2007

AFAIC

As far as I'm concerned.

This doesn't really need an example, AFAIC.

AFAIC by Ciafa January 10, 2012

afucktionate

Being affectionate simply to have sex.

Being nice to your partner just so you can fuck.

My boyfriend was being really nice to me, until I realized she was just being afucktionate.

That girl let me take her wherever, but she really just wanted to be in my pants. She was being afucktionate.

afucktionate by psi42 July 19, 2009

Affucktion 

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck

Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion

Affucktion by Cricket Thatcher and Cornelius October 30, 2008