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As Far As I Can Tell
afaict, it doesn't work.
afaict by Lyza Danger April 23, 2003
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afatchemgeek 

Pronounced a-fatchem-geek
A nerdy version of a halo fanatic. Enjoys long walks on Mexican beaches in the absence of ladies. Tries to impress members of the same sex with his or her limited knowledge of chemistry, but manages to woo them with their Halo 3 awesomeness. Enjoys copulation in their mouth. And will swallow any and all love juice produced from the young or old, as long as it is from the same sex. Prefers Tranny porn.
Bill Nye would be afatchemgeek if he liked corrona and cock.
afatchemgeek by littlePNdaB October 26, 2009
"How long ago were we told to clean our rooms?"

"AFAICR, since we got our own rooms."
afaicr by Lord of the Sand November 8, 2007
As far as I'm concerned.
This doesn't really need an example, AFAIC.
AFAIC by Ciafa January 10, 2012

afucktionate

Being affectionate simply to have sex.

Being nice to your partner just so you can fuck.
My boyfriend was being really nice to me, until I realized she was just being afucktionate.

That girl let me take her wherever, but she really just wanted to be in my pants. She was being afucktionate.
afucktionate by psi42 July 19, 2009

Affucktion 

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck
Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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