Adriaan has the biggest cock in existence. Adriaans cock is inches off of the ground even though he is almost two meters tall. Adriaan has mighty cock power that is used to destroy his enemies and remove fagget faced fucks from the face of the earth.
Adriaan is a stupid jerk that can sometimes be funny and a great friend. He's also good and clumsy when playing sports but doesn't usually play as a team.
Guy1: Yesterday I was with Adriaan H. H. ...
Guy2: Isn't he the stupidannoying jerk?
Guy1: Yeah buy sometimes he's actually a nice and funny person