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When a man's penis recieves pleasure by the movement of a hairy or stubby arm pit. Preferably a female armpit. (armpit pit job).
Hey guys it turns out my girflriend hasnt been shaving her armpits for the last few weeks so she could give me a wicked A.P.J.!!
A.P.J. by D-Mart November 15, 2005
Words you can keep
Stop typing in ebonics. if you actually speak like this then you need to go to school.
YO FOO FO SHIZZO MAH DUH WHUT WUZ AH SAyen? YOU AM STOOPID.
a p j by ODX April 12, 2006
arm pit juice with fuzz .To put in a head lock
would you like a glass full of a.p.j.w.f?
A.P.J.W.F by jackie wojtowicz June 18, 2008
Stands for Persian-Jewish American Princess. PJAP's are known for being overly bitchy, getting whatever they want whenever they want, wearing expensive clothing and jewelry, and participants in attention whoring, much like the more well-known Ashkenazi JAPs from Manhattan. Most of them have parents who left Iran after the revolution in 1979 and will most likely support US-Israeli-lead regime change in Iran. Can be found in Beverly Hills as well as many other places in West LA, the Fairfax District, Calabasas, Woodland Hills, Encino, Tarzana, and all over the campuses of UCLA and CSUN.
Jasmin is a real P.J.A.P. She demanded her boyfriend spend $1000 on their first date!

Liora the P.J.A.P. always remembers to make sure that the prices of the clothes and jewelry she buys far exceed the prices of the clothing of her friends.

Roxana is a huge P.J.A.P. as she is a bitch to everyone she knows.
P.J.A.P by nineotwooneo July 8, 2009
Acronym meaning "Persian Jewish American Princess". All of the qualities of the traditional J.A.P., but the Persian Jewish kind, not the Ashkenazi ones from the Northeast. Located predominantly in Tehrangeles.
Venus is a P.J.A.P, she's a major brat and a fat drama queen.
P.J.A.P by brokarim March 14, 2009

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S 

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow
"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"
Jewish American Princess
~snotty
~rich
JAPS originated in Jericho,NY
HOW YOU IDENTIFY A JAP:
shes wearing a velour juicy track suit and a junkfood t-shit(that states camp is my second home) shes wearing brand new uggs. shes yelling at her her equally jappy mother to let her have a 25 person sleep over (girls AND boys) constantly saying omg and like and wearing sweatshirts from the bar/bat mitzvah the previous weekend.
She is trying to be a J.A.P but she is wearing ALL knockoffs
J.A.P by yoyomarshmallow January 27, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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