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A Lord Voldermort 

To punch someone in the face so hard that their nose disappears, causing them to resemble Lord Voldermort.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to Mercedes' nose?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? She was in a fight and caught a Lord Voldermort
A Lord Voldermort by Gilbydude September 14, 2011

A Lord Of Shit 

Another slang term for a load of shit
I dont believe him, his a lord of shit!
A Lord Of Shit by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

A Lord Stan 

A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
A Lord Stan by puckmeister April 29, 2022

Doing a lord lucan 

A person of Northern irish parentage who reguarly disapears while at work!!
I know i should be in the room but i cannot help myself doing a lord lucan

drunk as a lord 

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.
Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!
drunk as a lord by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Like a lord 

To do something or attempt to do something like a lord. A lord can be regarded as a wealthy, well to do layabout who eats and drinks excessively. The term like or as a lord tagged onto the end of a sentence would imply that you did something to excess, further in excess for example, of something you did like a gentleman. If you drank like a lord, you would have drank a tremendous amount invariably leaving you drunk as a lord.
I drank plenty last night. I drank so much I was drunk as a lord.
I had a huge meal last night, I was stuffed after it. I ate like a lord.
Like a lord by Yogrog August 28, 2006
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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