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farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.
John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

It's Like Banging A Waterfall 

A line from the show "Blue Mountain State", the "pocket pussy" episode. A fat guy walks out of a bathroom sweaty as balls with a brown lunch bag, hands it to a guy and a black guy in the background yells it's like banging a waterfall. Best fucking show ever.
"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"
"I just got done fucking this pocket pussy man, It's like banging a waterfall!"

Under a waterfall 

The place where dreams do come true, acc. to Willy Wonka
Hey little kid..meet me under a waterfall...

Wet rag at a waterfall 

Completely pointless
Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

Waterfallin A Drink 

The act of a person downing a drink as fast as possible.
John: Hahaha
James: What?
John: I just made Jill Laugh When She Was Waterfallin A Drink!!
James: Hahahaha

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019