A Root

An inexplicably horrible marine. Only person capable of achieving a speeding ticket on the California I-5. Incapable of any cognitive thinking or common sense, no sense of direction and the coordnation of a deaf bat without wings and cerebral palsy.

A marine PFC named root the boot.

A Root is garbage

by FOXMANJ August 18, 2013

Hug a root

wrapping yourself around someones penis.

wrapping yourself around a hard penis, hug a root

by duck21 August 23, 2009

Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

pop a root

when a male gets an erection.

That girl was so fine she made me pop a root!

by tightiewhitie April 26, 2011

hang a root

Yet another term for defecating.

I'll catch up with you later, after I go hang a root.

by Refugee July 15, 2004

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011