a nut 

A guy that is being used by a female and to naive to realize it.

Gurl, let me tell you about this nut, he brought me and outfit, plus $500 to go out wit him,and didn't even get none he is such a nut.

a nut by AseXXyTwisT November 28, 2003

A Nut Hair Away 

When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.

Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”

Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.

A Nut Hair Away by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021

A nut hair 

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

A nut hair by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

A Nut Allergy 

A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”

Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.

Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”

A Nut Allergy by Le cat in le box. June 12, 2018

A nut for a jar of tuna 

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.

Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!

A nut for a jar of tuna by Neko-Miku-Chan May 25, 2016

a nut job 

Putting Nutella on a guy's penis and licking it all off. Yum.

"ONG, I gave my boyfriend a nut job last night. It was delicious."

a nut job by Jellybean16 September 27, 2014

a nut for a jar of tuna 

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

a nut for a jar of tuna by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023