A mess
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A mess by Potatolifemess December 8, 2019
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a mess
a mess by lil treezy March 12, 2003
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a mess by ohmygoodnessahhhhh July 16, 2018
a mess of sin
a mess of sin is when you have something bad or unpleasurable happening to you or around you. also it is a synonym for sucks, or that blows or darn it ect.
a mess of sin by exandria May 22, 2007
jeb is a mess
Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-
jeb is a mess by joji September 24, 2016
make a mess
The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.
My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.
make a mess by BRD October 24, 2004
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