a marcus

someone who is tottally fly and excelent at everything he does. everyone envies him

dude look at that guy over there that has everything going for him. hes definantly a marcus.

by chillie of the shiz July 3, 2009

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

Doing a Marcus

If "doing a marcus" is used, it means that you arrive at a time that you chose rather than the agreed time.

Roger is doing a marcus

by RSLooney October 13, 2017

Pull a Marcus

Pulling a marcus is to injure yourself intentionally for attention or to get out of going to an event or to get out of school.

Do you want to pull a Marcus with me to get out of school

by James Ezra Carlos February 18, 2021

Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

by hypo November 18, 2011

Pulling a Marcus

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also

he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.

by thor0708 September 26, 2011