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A heartbreaker

Someone who meticulously slices open your still beating cardiovascular organ ,while it still rests in your chest and they very carefully dismember, painstakingly lay each bloody and lacerated chunk of flesh on a cold ,fluorescent light reflective metal tray that clinks as the metal tools are jostled from the movement of the cart wheeling of the operating room.

They go home, your pulverized, shredded heart chunks sloshing in the leftover plastic target bag they acquired on their weekly paper towel run, and before going to sleep they will lay out a fluffy blanket in front of their warm fireplace, and joyfully lift one bloody chunk of flesh at a time, flicking the dripping fluids off of it and then tossing it into the flame. Listening to the sizzle of your flesh of the fire that luls them to a blissful nights rest.

Or guys who’s names start with J.

Whichever man.....
Person one\ “wow she’s going to be a heartbreaker isn’t she(chuckles) pointing at the mothers charming and cute daughter “

The mother having read my definition / *look of shocked and cold terror crosses her eyes* why would you say that * a single year drips from her cheek*
A heartbreaker by Plant lady December 18, 2020

Headed For A Heartbreak 

Yeah

Morning came and I was on my way
When you reminded me
I had too soon forgotten
It was you that set me free
Yeah, you were here when I came
You'll be here when I'm gone
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

Darling, don't wait up for me
Tonight I won't be home
You've become a stranger
I just got to be alone
Don't need nobody on my side
To dull the blade I'm on
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
It's no mistake
Don't you think I can feel the pain?
I walk away, to live again

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak (Don't make me hurt you)
Headed for a heartbreak ('Cause I love you)
Headed for a heartbreak

Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.

A cowboywho wears pearl snaps and thinks he's the salt of the earth, a bad mother fuckerlikes to kick of his boots and drive you wild, then go through your yard with his panty dropping diesel please refer to diesel douche
Friend: oh he's cute
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.
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