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Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?

Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe

a apple by Sorkinish September 26, 2019

Words you can keep

a apple

Small yet plump and round parading buttocks. A apple usually is very firm is accompanied by little to no hip width.

damn that girl go a apple butt

a apple by namssa December 28, 2005

Babyarm wit' a apple

Large black member.

git the jig on' ho, cut the crapple
i got me a baby arm wit' a juicy apple

Babyarm wit' a apple by DJ Smoov April 24, 2003

An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

An Apple A Day by Steve White January 27, 2021

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

baby arm holding a gala apple

Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.

Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!

baby arm holding a gala apple by Mister R September 14, 2017

plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

plant it like a fucking apple tree by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026