A Wiener in Your Face
The best way to wake up.
Kurtis 1: Sleeping
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face
A Wiener in Your Face by SillyGuy89_ May 28, 2026