a taco 

a taco is basically a hooker that is dealing with 8 dicks at one time. She has one in each ear (2 so far). She is jacking 2 guys off (4 now). She has a dick under each arm-pit (6)She also has one in her pussy (7). And one in her ass (finally 8).

Dude Shanequa is such a taco!

a taco by John1414 January 31, 2009

A Taco 

When your really the toxic one you blame everyone else for your problems.

Stop acting like a taco!!!

A Taco by SunniSunnySunshine August 26, 2022

must be out getting a taco 

An expression to be used when you are unable to locate a person who you could have sworn was just there or should be in a location where he/she is not currently.

NOTE: Ideal usage should only be employed by those who are cognizant of Bob Griese and his off-hand, and not to mention off-color, remark regarding a Columbian (although Mr. Griese assumed he was Mexican in light of his statement) NASCAR racer who fell from the top five ranking.

"Hey, where the hell did Mark go? He was just here a second ago, wasn't he?"

"Yeah, I thought I just saw him."

"Huh...must be out getting a taco."

must be out getting a taco by vidzak October 25, 2009

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? 

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? by redwings... December 12, 2008

I Am Not A Taco 

A phrase used by people of Latino/Hispanic cultures in response to people referring to them in simple stereotypes, referring to them as 'tacos' to sum up a culture, or assuming they are of Mexican descent.

The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.

Person 1: "Did you hear that speech from Jill Biden in San Antonio the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."

I Am Not A Taco by DictionaryContributor B===D July 16, 2022

Toss-on-a-Taco 

Toss-on-a-Taco is a masturbation game that guys play where everyone jacks off on a taco and the last guy to cum has to eat the taco.

We played "Toss-on-a-Taco" last night, and I lost so I had to eat the taco! Yum!

Toss-on-a-Taco by eda-skip March 23, 2022

Tits and a Taco

describes something sweet, awesome, ect

Have you ever been to New York?
its Tits and a taco!

Tits and a Taco by wypij March 19, 2010