An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.
"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."
by John Grady W. November 7, 2011
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