A Squeak 

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.

Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”

A Squeak by Flaaasssssss!!! December 10, 2019

squeak a henry 

To emit a terrible, no-good very bad fart. The sufferer may realize the henry squeaking is imminent and feel uncontrollable terror as it approaches. A squeaked henry is characterized by dizziness, confusion, and a desire to no longer be alive.

Holy Lord Jesus, I'm about to squeak a henry! I'm not kidding, my soul is about to blow out of my ass! Call the EMTs!

squeak a henry by Gay Frog December 15, 2007

matthew is a squeaker 

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

matthew is a squeaker by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

Choking on a squeaky duck by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

How to fix a squeaky floorboard 

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

a sqeuaker

earrape

a sqeuaker is earrape

a sqeuaker by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

Squealing a beefer by rheadorange January 14, 2010