A Sporty

To bust a nut in the middle of a sports match

While the ball was on the other side of the field, I did A Sporty, then went to get the ball

by I love tax fraud September 3, 2023

Not a sport

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021

Pull a Sparty

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

by htos_drol November 13, 2011

a sports nut

A Sports fan. Someone who loves to watch sports.

I love to watch sports. I go to soccer games all the time. I'm a sports nut.

by Lex_Vane November 5, 2013

Drop a Shorty

The act of taking a large bowel movement, or the description of defecating.

Guy 1-"Why are you running to the bathroom bro?"

Guy 2-"Because I gotta Drop a shorty!"

by StillBlazin10 April 17, 2011

a sport

A competetive activity requiring physical skill to execute.

Billy decided to participate in a sport this Spring, moving from tennis to track and field.

by Doerd S May 21, 2016

drop a shorty

To give birth to a child.

Mike: "Hey did you hear that Keri is about to drop a shorty?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"

by w3source June 22, 2007