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A small dick 

A person who is not really good at being a jerk or dick
Dude your like a small dick your too nice
A small dick by Bod23 May 13, 2019

someone with a small dick 

Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!

I have a small dick 

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
I have a small dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

johnathan dick small like a bean 

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
Example johnathan dick small like a bean

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks 

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026