Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."

"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.

I have a small dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

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johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

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johnathan dick small like a bean by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

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A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.

"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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