A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

A Shit Ton by KarNac February 16, 2017

A shit ton of cum 

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

A shit ton of cum by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day 

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021

a metric shit ton 

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

a metric shit ton by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

Ashitton 

A very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.

"Yo man, Frank's mom had her tenth kid!"

"That's ashitton of kids man."

Ashitton by Silly T and the Dildo Kids April 30, 2012