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all a shark is, is raw power
a shark by christophermccandless March 25, 2009
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this is just like the little fishy and the big fishy but worse. this is when you take your hand and make a fin-like-shape with your hand. Then really fast you ram your hand into the persons buttcrack. it should hurt them for a while.
i got a running jump and gave my friend a shark in the ass. hahahha! he waddled for like a week.... owned! >:D
a shark by amnesia [aka amber] February 27, 2007
The name for a person who is a relentless predator on a night out. Once they’ve locked into their prey, they will continue pursuit regardless of any amount of rejection or avoidance that they encounter until they devour their victim with their tongue.
Brian:”Did you see Izzie last night?”
Ollie: “Yeah she sharked the fuck out of Tim last night , I caught him hiding in the toilets, but he didn’t have a chance”
Brian: “yeah what a shark”
A Shark by Waldothewizard May 23, 2018
a shark by ppxo July 22, 2025

raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009

I'm a Shark! 

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

I'm a Shark! by kelderoth April 2, 2007

like a shark 

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.
Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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