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Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)
After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.
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A Sanford Moment 

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.

A Sanković moment 

When someone mentions someone else's race, religion, nationality or sexual orientation that you don't agree with and don't like, you start yelling and with threatening physical violence and death
"I support they/them people!"
A Sanković moment - UGH, they should be exterminated in the concentartion camps!
A Sanković moment by Cuc123 September 6, 2022

A Sanković moment 

When someone mentions someone else's race, religion, nationality or sexual orientation that you don't agree with and don't like, you start yelling and insulting them and threatening them with physical violence and death

The word " CIGANE" and " PEDERČINO" IS a must!
" He is a muslim"
A Sanković moment - HE IS A SHEEP FUCKER FROM ALBANIA!
A Sanković moment by Cuc123 September 6, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026