A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.
Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.
by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014
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