A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.
A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."
A Rob Lowe: When I saw a meteor I noticed Jake made a surprise expression while looking in the direction of the meteor I just saw. I noticed him noticing the meteor.
To be so pitifully ill the day after drinking that even basic functions (standing, speaking, walking) cannot be performed or can only be performed whilst vomiting on one's self.
If this state is reached after only a couple of drinks, the party 'throwing a rob' should be considered a 2 pint rob in honour of Rob Scarrott.
"For crying out loud - he only had two pints last night and he's throwing a rob"
When you’re crouched down in a public place with your cock in your hand out of your shorts having a much needed and deserved ‘Johnny Cash’ only to find out some pervert is taking photos of your one-eyed gopher
When one "Pulls a Rob"it means they are telling you something that you obviously already know. Not only does doing that make you angry, but it also makes you hate the person drastically more than you did before.
"Hey did you hear that the Colts won the SuperBowl?"
"Yes you retard. Don't ever Pull a Rob again."
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."