A Preacher

A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.

I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"

by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

son of a preacher man

the only one who could ever reach me

was the son of a preacher man

by deenie July 27, 2004

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010