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A Petty Malaya 

She is the most petty person you will meet in your life, she is nice on the low-low, has a-lot of hoes and claims 2 of her last ex(s). People recently called her laylay or queen lay, but now people just call her Queen of Petty or Petty ass hoe, she is really common in saying smd or smp, which she has none, cough cough fish, I’m jp. She is not fishy that is this other girl call *er**h*. Miss you laylay and hope u had fun reading this (sad) (smd) , Petty ass hoe. 😂👌💯
Girl: Yo have you seen Malaya?
Me: That’s my Petty Friend she Petty asf 😂. That’s A Petty Malaya
Girl: Fr she seems nice.
Me: Nah she petty she be keeping stuff and say smd her shrimp like wtf.

Girl: wow 😮
A Petty Malaya by National Days Inc. December 10, 2018
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