A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 09, 2009

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 02, 2003

Martha Stewart

stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.

aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.

by plaid wearing dyke prisoner waiting for martha...... March 11, 2004

martha stewart

just another Democrat(billionaire)

oh those poor liberals...quick gas-station boy,hand over your paycheck to help save Martha,Bill Gates and Phil Knight

by bbbbbblow me......argh argh argh argh argh - POPEYE! September 11, 2004

Martha Stewart

Fecal Matter!

Ass Waste

by phase88 December 05, 2003

Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 06, 2004

Martha Stewart

the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

by David Gomez August 04, 2003