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pulling a mono 

being gone for long periods of time
eg. "hey richard did you hear about ganet" "yeah i heard she pulled a mono and hasnt been back in a year" ,"guys im going to be pulling a mono"
pulling a mono by dogfishhhhhh April 3, 2022

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler 

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler
10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

A.I Monopoly trader 

1. A bargaining tactic used by persistent would be buyers often coming back with new offers that add almost no value or subtract from there original offer.
Jackson keeps contacted me wanting to buy my new playstation 5 for an xbox 360 and a pack of winter fresh gum, and I asked him if he was joking and he said he'd up the gum to big league chew, do you think he realizes how much of an A.I monopoly trader he is?

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.
Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.
Mar-a-lago Monocle by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

amonokerism 

The belief that unicorns do not exist. More generally, a form of atheism that considers the proof that a deity exists to be no more convincing than the proof that a unicorn exists.

<From Greek a = not, monokeros = unicorn (mono = one, keros = horn), ism = belief>
Since I cannot deny with absolute certainty that there are no gods, I decided to go with amonokerism to explain my beliefs.
amonokerism by Gogaku November 17, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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